want a signed copy of my new ep for $5?

Ok so I realize this might be a little bit presumptuous but I wanted to inject a little humanity into the conversation. My John Hancock might not be worth much but it's a simple way for me to personalize something in a way that makes it feel more authentic for you. Plus it's a great excuse to work on my penmanship. I can't think of a better reason to risk the possibility of contracting carpal tunnel than hooking you up with a signed copy of "Mustangs & Thoroughbreds, Vol. 2". Let's do this!